Friday, October 19, 2012

50 Shades Of Drake

I know I haven't posted forever. Don't be mad. Also @barb_theBad helped me with this so thank her.

                         WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!

          Nicki woke up around 8:00.  She called her guests parents to ask them if they could stay with her until Summer.  She promised to enroll Jamie and Toni into school and help Stadrianne find another college in LA.  They also had a new guest coming.  SB went to the airport to pick up D'ara Starkes.  Also know on twitter as @ItsMe_NotYu.  She sent SB to pick her up from LAX Air Port.  "Fengali!!!  What made you guys decide to let me come out here?"  "A little birdie begged Nic to let you come to the house."  "Who was it?"  The only male guest.  You'll meet everyone when you get there."  "Ooh can't wait."  "First Nic asked me to take you shopping for every and anything you want.  You also can't tell anyone about this. Okay.  I'm going to tell you a secret.  Nicki was planning this for a selected few and you made the cut."  "I feel so special.  How long will we be here?"  "Until the end of the summer.  Nic promised to enroll you guys in a good school until the year is over. You better get good grades you know how Nic is."  SB and D'ara took off to the mall.
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                                       (After they finished shopping)    
   
             SB and D'ara pulled up to they house.  "OH MY GOSH!!!  SB you and Nic rolling deeper than Adele."  "D'ara go in the house I'll bring in these bags."  SB got a text from Nic.  
My Love: SB how about we send our guests to a hotel for the night.  Nothing lower than 4 star though.
My World: You love your barbs huh?  You don't think them girls gone whoop Jamie ass though?
My Love: Maybe or maybe not. My Roman Empire is strong.
My World: Why do you want them out the house?
My Love: I want some alone time. ;)
My World: Oh.  You do?  Where will I go. :)
My Love: Boy you know where you gone be.  Now get in the house before I lock you out.
My World: Don't you know who I am?
My Love: Get in this house boy.
My World: Okay.


            "Okay you guys I'm sending you all to a hotel. When you get there don't tell anyone you guys are staying with me."  "Go upstairs and pack up what y'all gonna take. At the hotel y'all can order what ever you want from room service."  "Ok."
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                                                 (At The Hotel)
              
                  *Splashing*  "I'm so happy Nic rented out the entire water park side of the pool for us"  "Yeah.  Like which bitch you know does this for her fans?"  "Watch your mouth lil boy."  "You ain't Nic or my family."  "And I will call Nic."  "No you won't."  Jamie ran out the pool and got Stadrianne's phone and her room key.  D'ara had stolen Toni's and the two youngest ran to the room and locked them out.  "Let us in.  NOW!!!"  "Why you mad though?"  The two had been laughing until they heard the knob of the door twist.  The maid had let Stadrianne and Toni in.  "Ha ha.  What's so funny I wanna laugh too?"  "Yeah me too."  D'ara and Jamie ran into the bathroom together.  "Y'all nasty.  I'm telling Nic y'all in the getting it in."  "No we not.  If we was and you did tell I'd tell her how you was all on Jelani."  "Boom."  "I was not all on Jelani."  "Yes you were I even have pictures."  "Ugh give me that phone."  "Nope.  You leave us alone and Nic will never see these and if you tell Nic I cursed I am going to tell on you too."  "I'm grown.  And FYI my Twitter name is @ItsMarthaBitch and she's seen it plenty of times."  "Boom."  "Shut up Toni no one asked for your two cents."
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                                               (At The House)

        Nicki was all alone in her palace.  (That's what Nicki called since she considered herself a Queen.)  Nicki was upstairs waiting for SB to arrive from the hotel.  She was wearing Victoria Secret lingerie.  She was wearing a red lace thong and bra set.  She looked in the mirror to make sure everything looked good.  She heard the alarm beep and ran to dim her room lights and light the candles she got on the bed into a pose from her old King pics.  She also threw on a blindfold.
She heard the door open.  It was Drake.  "Hey SB daddy.  How do I look?"  Drake didn't answer.  "Silenced huh.  Well you are going to need all of your breath."  Nic gestured him over with the wave of her finger.  Drake moved towards her.  As they locked lips Drake knew he was wrong and pushed her back.  He took off her blindfold so she could see him.  "Drake!!!  What the hell are you doing here."  "I was coming by to visit.  I didn't see you when I came in so I came up here to your room."  "Why didn't you say anything when you came in?"  "I don't know Nic, but it won't happen again.  I promise."  "Drake just go home before SB gets here."  "Alright Nicki.  See ya later."        
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                                               (At The Studio)

Nicki and Drake were in the studio finishing up Champion for her new album.  "*Singing*It’s a celebration (For the ghetto) It’s time like these (Ooh, ooh) They know who we are (They know who we are) Champion, the champions (Champion, champion)"  "We made it to America I remember when I used to stay with Erica Labor transferred 20 million to Comerica It’s fucking terrible, it’s got me acting out of character Young T.O. nigga, either riding range The Ferrari top down, screaming, Money ain’t a thang! Tell me when I change, girl, but only when I change Cause I live this shit for real, niggas know me in the game, they know! Making hits in three acre cribs Cooking up tryna eat niggas, steak and ribs I made a couple stars outta basic chicks Nowadays blow the candles out, don’t even make a wish Having good times, making good money Lot of bad bitches, but they good to me I make them do the splits for a rap Wish you niggas good luck, trynna get where I’m at Straight like that."  "Killed that shit Drizzy. Now I'll just finish Mixing this tonight and then send it to be released. Now this album is finally done."
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                                           (At Nic's Album Release Party)

         Nicki was bum drunk that night.  "Nicki I'm going to take you home."  "Naw the kid good.  *throws up on random dude shoes*"  "Eww get her out of here"  "*Slurred words*  Nigga who the hell you talking to.  I'm Harajuku Zolanski hoe.  Wait Roman Zolanski."  "Let's take you home Nic."  "Yeah.  Take me home before I beat a nigga's ass SB.  *whispers*  When we get home I'm gone show you why I say my pussy game cold."  *Drake in his thoughts*  "Should I take advantage of this opportunity.  She thinks I'm SB so she won't even know.  When we finish I'll just hurry up and leave"  *Back to reality*  Okay Nic let's hurry up and go."
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                                               (At Nicki's House)
             "SB carry me to me room. I gotta change for our little game."  Nicki winked at Drake.  As they were walking upstairs Nic grabbed Drake by the head and tongued him down.  "That's only a tease of what I can do with my mouth"  Drake dropped Nicki on the bed and closed the door while he waited for his surprise.  *5 mins later* Nicki was layed in bed in a blue lace thong and bra set from Victoria Secret.  "Come unwrap your treat. The wetter it gets the better it tastes."  Drake couldn't move.  He was admiring her body.  "Oh so you wanna play hardball.  It's okay, but you will be mines before tonight is over."  Drake decided to go along with her plan.  Nicki started off by rubbing her sweet center.  She used two fingers to rub it through the thong.  She was soaked.  She took off her thong and flung it at Drake.  She then grabbed her vibrator and massaged her pearl. She let out heavy breaths and moans filled the room.  She then took off her bra and used her free hand to massage her nipples.  Drake was stroking his manhood but he had enough.  He walked over to Nic taking off his shirt.  He pulled her to the edge of the bed and started by massaging her inner thighs.  He kissed from the bottom of her thigh to her fun spot.  He slipped in a finger while his tongue worked her pearl.  Drake felt her hand push his hand down. He then sucked her juices off his finger using his tongue as a replacement.  He used his hands to toy with her breasts.  "Fuck!"  was all she could get out.  Her breathing pace increased and her moans got louder.  The faster he went the more she jumped.  She started to move back but Drake held her down.  She was about to reach her first orgasm of the night.  Her legs tensed up and her pussy tightened.  She screamed "AWW DAMN GALI!!!"  Drake licked up her juices leaving behind no evidence.  Nicki then pulled off Drake's belt and pushed him on the bed.  She pulled down his pants leaving him in his underwear.  She stroked his manhood through his boxers.  She snatched off his underwear just as she was about to put the tip in her mouth Drake stopped her.  He didn't wanna see Nic suck him.  He believed only hoes sucked dick.  At this point Nicki didn't care she took his member in her mouth making Drake jump.  She pulled off and licked his tip.  She then took all of him in her mouth.  Drake clenched the bed sheets.  "Damn Onika!"  As Nic blew him he grabbed her head making her speed up.  As he was reaching his climax he started pumping in and out of Nic's mouth moving faster after each stroke.  "SHIT!!!"  He bucked like a horse as he emptied his load down her throat. (Eww lol).  He wasn't done with her yet.  He went to grab a condom out of his pants pocket.  He ripped the package open and put it on his package.  Nicki was in doggy style position and Drake slid in her slowly.  She was letting out little moans as he was entering her.  As he was pumping in and out of her she started keeping up with his rhythm.  As she was pushing back Drake was loving how her butt jiggled every-time it hit his pelvic area.  Nic got into too and Drizzy could tell she was loving it.  Every time she bounced back he almost flew out of her.  Nic started to get tired of this position.  So Drake rolled over and let her ride.  As she was riding they didn't know SB was in the hall listening.  He burst through the door heart broken.  HE started to beat Drake.  Nicki was screaming "Who are you and why are you hitting Safaree?"  SB then noticed her words were slurred and she was drunk.  "Nicki I'm Safaree.  Your real boyfriend.  The other guy is obsessed and about to get his ass beat."  "So if you're SB what the hell is the other guys name?"  "It's Drake."  "You're kidding? *throws up*"  "Stop the fake drunk act Nicki.  I saw you stick your finger down your throat to throw up."  "So you knew you were sleeping with him Nicki?"  "Can we talk about this in the morning which ever one of you is Safaree?"  "That's if I'm still here I'm leaving and I may comeback.  And Drake get the hell out of here before I slit your fucking throat.  How can you say you love her but took advantage of her like this?  That's not love it's lust.  I use to think you were a cool guy but now you disgust me."  "Look SB I'm sorry it won't happen again.  From now on me and Nicki have only a business relationship."  SB was walking towards the closet.  He had a gun.  "You have until the count of three to get out of here. 1...2"  Drake was gone before SB said three.  He got lucky because SB had pulled the trigger as soon as Drake was downstairs.  


           Drake was driving home then he picked up his phone and called guy named The Cleaner.  "Hey. I got a job for you the target is SB. You know the guy that's always with Nicki Minaj?  Make sure she sees it and it's in a public area.  I need him out of the way to get what's mines"

                                         TO BE CONTINUED!!!

WELL I KNOW I'M A BAD PERSON FOR NOT UPDATING SO LONG. PLEASE COMMENT ON WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN.




Sunday, May 6, 2012

Sneak Peek #2


      Nicki was all alone in her palace.  (That's what Nicki called since she considered herself a Queen.)  Nicki was upstairs waiting for SB to arrive from the hotel.  She was wearing Victoria Secret lingerie.  She was wearing a red lace thong and bra set.  She looked in the mirror to make sure everything looked good.  She heard the alarm beep and ran to dim her room lights and light the candles she got on the bed into a pose from her old King pics.  She also threw on a blindfold.
She heard the door open.  It was Drake.  "Hey SB daddy.  How do I look?"  Drake didn't answer.  "Silenced huh.  Well you are going to need all of your breath."  Nic gestured him over with the wave of her finger.  Drake moved towards her.  As they locked lips Drake knew he was wrong and pushed her back.  He took off her blindfold so she could see him.  "Drake!!!  What the hell are you doing here."  "I was coming by to visit.  I didn't see you when I came in so I came up here to your room."  "Why didn't you say anything when you came in?"  "I don't know Nic, but it won't happen again.  I promise."  "Drake just go home before SB gets here."  "Alright Nicki.  See ya later."        

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIG SIS @BARB_THEBAD!!!!! FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER. ALSO READ HER DRICKI FIC. http://barbzkenz.blogspot.com/  UPDATES COMING SOON.

Outtake




                      (At Nic's Album Release Party)


         Nicki was bum drunk that night.  "Nicki I going to take you home."  "Naw the kid good.  *throws up on random dude shoes*"  "Eww get her out of here"  "*Slurred words*  Nigga who the hell you talking to.  I'm Harajuku Zolanski hoe.  Wait Roman Zolanski."  "Let's take you home Nic."  "Yeah.  Take me home before I beat a nigga's ass SB.  *whispers*  When we get home I'm gone show you why I say my pussy game cold."  *Drake in his thoughts*  "Should I take advantage of this opportunity.  She thinks I'm SB so she won't even know.  When we finish I'll just hurry up and leave"  *Back to reality*  "Okay Nic let's hurry up and go."  
  
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Thursday, April 26, 2012

I would also like for you all to comment on what you guys would like to see in future chapters. Plz and thank you.

Sneak Peek


                                  (After they finished shopping)    
   
             SB and D'ara pulled up to they house.  "OH MY GOSH!!!  SB you and Nic rolling deeper than Adele."  "D'ara go in the house I'll bring in these bags."  SB got a text from Nic.  
My Love: SB how about we send our guests to a hotel for the night.  Nothing lower than 4 star though.
My World: You love your barbs huh?  You don't think them girls gone whoop Jamie ass though?
My Love: Maybe or maybe not. My Roman Empire is strong.
My World: Why do you want them out the house?
My Love: I want some alone time. ;)
My World: Oh.  You do?  Where will I go. :)
My Love: Boy you know where you gone be.  Now get in the house before I lock you out.
My World: Don't you know who I am?
My Love: Get in this house boy.
My World: Okay.


            "Okay you guys I'm sending you all to a hotel. When you get there don't tell anyone you guys are staying with me."  "Go upstairs and pack up what y'all gonna take. At the hotel y'all can order what ever you want from room service."  "Ok."


This was an excerpt from my upcoming chap. Its not much but yall will deal.
I will be updating soon!!!! Lets just say it gets saucy. ;)

Sunday, January 29, 2012

They Can Know

           At around 10 A.M. Nicki, SB, and her house guests were pulling up to the studio.  "I can't believe we get to watch Pink Friday : Roman Reloaded in the works."  "I can't wait to see Roman go to work in the booth."  *Snoring noises*  Nic noticed Jamie was sleep. So she slapped his leg to wake him up. "Mom I don't want to go to school today."  He was still half way asleep. Everyone in the car was laughing. Nic started shaking him.  "Wake up lamb chop.  We are at the studio."  "Why are we at a studio its not like I'm Lil Layne or something."  He still didn't budge.  So Nicki turn up the radio to max volume.  He jumped up saying...  "A simple shake or words would've worked."  Nic and everyone laughed.  "Sorry lamb chop."  "Okay are you guys ready?"  "Yeah" they said in unison.  The chauffeur got out and opened the door for them. They all ran inside just in case paparazzi spotted them.
       

        While Nicki took a little break from recording Toni decided they should have a freestyle competition.  "OK girls and boys who is going first?"  "I will.  Okay My name is Toni with and I not y.  I'm hella hardcore I make grown men cry.  Sway of my hips can make a gay man flip. Hoe your show over, time for you to exit and do your curtsy.  Toni leaves ya jaw hanging lower than a granny titty.  I feel sorry for some you rappers but I don't show no pity.  Hit you with the left, then with the right, I knocked ya ugly ass out before the beginning of this fight."  "Damn. You got beef with some one or something cause this grown man did cry."  "Nic you next."  
     
      "OK.  Yo.  Nic Raj in the house more than ya spouse.  Give niggas brain bring hoes the pains. People said I wouldn't last but I'm the biggest star in the game.  Stupid ass critics doubted me.  Slow ass hoes think they uncrown me.  Female Eminem call me Slimina Shady.  Roman Zolanski more feared in the game than Weezy F. Baby.  Never broke I could buy and sell you. My flow get sicker than salmonella can make you.  Ms. Minaj is platinum make her mad all hell gone break loose."  "HB. Yo WTF."  Nicki blushed.  "Thanks guys."  

      "My turn.  OK. I'm little in size but big in mind.  Silly rappers gimmicks for kids.  My fave in Ice Age four yeah the movie with Sid.  Rapping so easy but i still gotta send you rappers to special school. You retards slower than a turtle is.  Young and dangerous even my grandma scared to give me a kiss.  You just about as real as Lil Kim's nose is.  Yeah I said her name what the hell she gonna do.  Looks more manly than undressed Ru Paul do.  Game set and match career been done.  Take ya bleached skin ass to the beach and get a tan up under the sun."  "Lamb chop good job but it's not nice to talk about someone with changeable body parts like Mr. Potato Head."  They all laughed at her corny joke. 

      "Stadrianne your turn." "My black is beatiful no B.E.T.  Broke Lil whores can't afford food go swipe ya E.B.T.  Team Minaj no cf's allowed.  I'm running this show go sit back in the crowd.  The only way I can see you hoes is if I look in my rear view mirror.  Scarier than an escaped psychotic killer.  Little Ms.  S and S for Steal yo man.  Ain' t talking about food when I say I get cake up out the pan.  I can get more head than Nicki wigs do.  I stomped the yard on you niggas and I didn't even have a crew.  You broke niggas ain't getting me the why ya testes stay blue."  "WOW!"  "Thanks SB."  

      "My turn.  Icy watch.  Hella cold like my flow.  Freezer burn wrong turn.  Nappy headed hoe get a perm.  Remember i ain't a rapper.  Just here to make my girlfriend Nicki crowd act hyper."  "What?  Nic you and SB are dating?"  "Yes we are barb.  Just promise us you won't tell the rest of TM okay."  They shook their heads in agreement. Toni was a little upset but not much because HB was happy.  Stadrianne and Jamie high fived each other and smiled.  "Why you two niggas cheesing so hard?"  "OnikaFaree."Yeah. WhatTheFuckIsADricki.com. Toni what were you?  "A Dricki. I'm happy that you're happy but a little disappointed.  But in greater news April 3rd hoe!!!"  

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