Sunday, January 29, 2012

They Can Know

           At around 10 A.M. Nicki, SB, and her house guests were pulling up to the studio.  "I can't believe we get to watch Pink Friday : Roman Reloaded in the works."  "I can't wait to see Roman go to work in the booth."  *Snoring noises*  Nic noticed Jamie was sleep. So she slapped his leg to wake him up. "Mom I don't want to go to school today."  He was still half way asleep. Everyone in the car was laughing. Nic started shaking him.  "Wake up lamb chop.  We are at the studio."  "Why are we at a studio its not like I'm Lil Layne or something."  He still didn't budge.  So Nicki turn up the radio to max volume.  He jumped up saying...  "A simple shake or words would've worked."  Nic and everyone laughed.  "Sorry lamb chop."  "Okay are you guys ready?"  "Yeah" they said in unison.  The chauffeur got out and opened the door for them. They all ran inside just in case paparazzi spotted them.
       

        While Nicki took a little break from recording Toni decided they should have a freestyle competition.  "OK girls and boys who is going first?"  "I will.  Okay My name is Toni with and I not y.  I'm hella hardcore I make grown men cry.  Sway of my hips can make a gay man flip. Hoe your show over, time for you to exit and do your curtsy.  Toni leaves ya jaw hanging lower than a granny titty.  I feel sorry for some you rappers but I don't show no pity.  Hit you with the left, then with the right, I knocked ya ugly ass out before the beginning of this fight."  "Damn. You got beef with some one or something cause this grown man did cry."  "Nic you next."  
     
      "OK.  Yo.  Nic Raj in the house more than ya spouse.  Give niggas brain bring hoes the pains. People said I wouldn't last but I'm the biggest star in the game.  Stupid ass critics doubted me.  Slow ass hoes think they uncrown me.  Female Eminem call me Slimina Shady.  Roman Zolanski more feared in the game than Weezy F. Baby.  Never broke I could buy and sell you. My flow get sicker than salmonella can make you.  Ms. Minaj is platinum make her mad all hell gone break loose."  "HB. Yo WTF."  Nicki blushed.  "Thanks guys."  

      "My turn.  OK. I'm little in size but big in mind.  Silly rappers gimmicks for kids.  My fave in Ice Age four yeah the movie with Sid.  Rapping so easy but i still gotta send you rappers to special school. You retards slower than a turtle is.  Young and dangerous even my grandma scared to give me a kiss.  You just about as real as Lil Kim's nose is.  Yeah I said her name what the hell she gonna do.  Looks more manly than undressed Ru Paul do.  Game set and match career been done.  Take ya bleached skin ass to the beach and get a tan up under the sun."  "Lamb chop good job but it's not nice to talk about someone with changeable body parts like Mr. Potato Head."  They all laughed at her corny joke. 

      "Stadrianne your turn." "My black is beatiful no B.E.T.  Broke Lil whores can't afford food go swipe ya E.B.T.  Team Minaj no cf's allowed.  I'm running this show go sit back in the crowd.  The only way I can see you hoes is if I look in my rear view mirror.  Scarier than an escaped psychotic killer.  Little Ms.  S and S for Steal yo man.  Ain' t talking about food when I say I get cake up out the pan.  I can get more head than Nicki wigs do.  I stomped the yard on you niggas and I didn't even have a crew.  You broke niggas ain't getting me the why ya testes stay blue."  "WOW!"  "Thanks SB."  

      "My turn.  Icy watch.  Hella cold like my flow.  Freezer burn wrong turn.  Nappy headed hoe get a perm.  Remember i ain't a rapper.  Just here to make my girlfriend Nicki crowd act hyper."  "What?  Nic you and SB are dating?"  "Yes we are barb.  Just promise us you won't tell the rest of TM okay."  They shook their heads in agreement. Toni was a little upset but not much because HB was happy.  Stadrianne and Jamie high fived each other and smiled.  "Why you two niggas cheesing so hard?"  "OnikaFaree."Yeah. WhatTheFuckIsADricki.com. Toni what were you?  "A Dricki. I'm happy that you're happy but a little disappointed.  But in greater news April 3rd hoe!!!"  

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