Saturday, December 31, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEARS

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM @MINAJEH_THAT.  MAKE SURE TO CATCH NICKI DICK CLARK PERFORMANCE ON ABC @ 10:00 P.M. SHARP.
NEW CHAPTERS COMING ASAP.  

Friday, December 23, 2011

More Than Friends

            At around 10 that next morning Nic and SB were finishing up the final touches on her soon to be released teaser of Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded.  It was called Roman In Moscow.  While in the studio she tweeted.
      @NICKIMINAJ: Roman releases his teaser tomorrow on itunes. Its entitled: Roman In Moscow. 1pmEST
           "Faree how was that."  He didn't answer.  Nicki whistled he still didn't answered.  He was also tweeting about the new song.
              @SCAFFBEEZY: Roman in MOSCOW.... let the games begin
              "FAREE!!"  "Huh.  Oh.  What you you say Nic."  "I want you to listen to Roman In Moscow. Do you think I should add anything or keep it the same."  "Ok. Let me replay it."  SB walked over and the beat started playing. Then the lyrics came on and started I'm big wheelie no bike gear....  By the end of the song SB looked shocked.  "Yo.  That is hardcore.  I mean leave it alone.  Don't add or change anything.  Tomorrow they will learn who run this rap game."  Nic blushed.  She was redder than a ripe cherry.  "Aw.  Thanks Faree. Well lets work on another song.  I may add your stupidity on it."  "Actually the correct term is ignorant thank very much.   hmmph.  Now good day to you ma'am."  "Safaree take a seat please."  Nicki was laughing.  She pulled out a chair for him.  She put her headphone on and continued recording for her sophomore album.  She was working on a song called "Stupid Hoe".  She planned to release it around 12/20/11.  The music started playing.  Nic started rapping.  "Uh, yo, yo, I get it cracking like a bad back.  Bitch talking she the queen she looking like a lab rat......."  Nic finished up that song that day.  "Faree I'm ready to go. What about you."  Nic didn't get a response.  She looked up after picking up her stuff and noticed Safaree wasn't there.  "Faree where are you."  Still no response.  Little did she know SB was behind her.  He walked quietly behind her and grabbed the side of both arms.  Nicki jumped, quickly turned around, and punched SB in the face.  "OWW!  That hurt Nic.  That's something this coon won't do again."   "Oh, I'm so sorry Faree.  You shouldn't have did that."  Nic grabbed SB face and kissed his cheek where she left a fist print.  "Safaree let's go.  I'm starting to get hungry."  Nic stomach roared like a lion.  SB chuckled.  "Let's go."  "Faree can you carry me I'm tired."  "No."  "Pwease Faree."  Nic made a cute puppy dog face.  Her beautiful eyes sparkled like a star.  That look always made Safaree give in to what Nicki wanted.  "Ok.  Only cause you're tired.  You know the paparazzi will have pictures of this and the media will spread rumors."  "Who cares. Fuck the media?"  She hopped on his back and they left out the studio.  
       On the ride back home Nicki and SB were talking about how they want their lives to be in 5 to 10 years.  "5 to 10 years from now I want 3 kids.  I want to have organizations for homeless people, breast cancer, Hiv/Aids and less fortunate people.  I'll have atleast 10 grammies.  I'll have starred in 5 movies and be nominated for an Emmy.  I'll have 3 platinum or double platinum albums.  I would've had my own clothing line.   Basically I'm gonna be a mogul.  Of course I'm gonna get married."  "Cool."  "So SB how do you see your life going in 5 to 10 years?"  "Well hopefully my best friend doesn't fire me.  I hope to have my own T-Shirt line.  I want kids, but not by a gold-digger.  I hope to have my own jewelry line. I want to get married as well."  They pulled into the drive way of their home and the driver got out and opened Nicki's door.  He escorted her out as SB got out next.  "Nic why didn't you drive your Bentley today?"  "I didn't feel like being rushed by the media and fans today.  Love my fans, but i wasn't in the mood today."  *Kanye shrug*  "Okay.  Let's go inside this coon is cold."  "For you to be a warm blooded creature, you sure get cold quick."  "Oh ha ha ha.  Let's go in the house you dwarf."  SB opened the door for Nicki and walked her inside.  "Nic it's 3:00.  What do you want to do?"  "To be honest Faree I wanna stay home.  Maybe Ustream the barbs.  Or talk about our feelings."  SB and Nicki looked back at each other and laughed.  Nic gave SB a serious face.  "I'm serious."  "Oh.  Okay.  Talk."  "SB I can't deny my love for you okay.  We should be as the Team Minaj calls us umm... oh yeah OnikaFaree.  SB I love you more than you'll ever know.  'Save Me' was about you as well as 'Right Thru Me' and 'Catch Me'.  Can we make a relationship work."  "Nic I was thinking the same thing, but we have to work out all of our rough patches in the road.  When things get hard we can't back down.  Okay."  "Okay Faree.  I promise.  I won't give it up."  Nicki had a sparkle in her eye from a tear starting to fall.  SB hugged Nicki tightly as she cried on his shoulder.  Nicki stomach growled.  " Before we work on a realationship lets eat something."  "Yeah.  Let's go."                                                                       
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       On Christmas Eve Nicki and SB were at the store shopping for their Christmas dinner.  She wanted to make a honey glazed ham, turkey, baked mac & cheese, dressing, green beans, and corn on the cob.  She had invited her family, Terrence, Candi, Lauren, and 3 members of Team Minaj.  She invited Toni known on twitter as @barb_theBAD, Jamie (A Male) known as @Minajeh_That, and Stadrianne known as @ItsMarthaBitch.  They were not allowed to talk about this with anyone unless they were dm'ing one another on twitter.  Nicki was going to get their Christmas gifts for them before she picked them up from the airport.  She was giving them a demo of Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, a gold locket that they would later be able to put a picture of themselves with Nic in, and she was going to give them her phone number.  On the piece of paper with the number it read......
              "BARBS DO NOT ABUSE THIS NUMBER.  DO NOT GIVE IT OUT TO ANYONE.  IF YOU LOSE IT TWEET ME SAYING NUMBER #1 HB.  SAVE IT IN YOUR PHONE AS AUNT OR SOMETHING .
                    LOVE,
                   NICKI  
   
        As the driver parked at the airport Nic was getting hype.  She fixing her hair making sure she looked right for her barbs.  "OOH!  I can't wait to see my little barbs and my lambchop."  SB got out the car to go get them.  He noticed they were talking and didn't want to interrupt.  Until Toni didn't look where she was going and walked right in front of a moving car.  "HEY! WATCH OUT!" Toni looked up and hopped back so she didn't get hit.  Jamie and Stardrianne chuckled.  Toni gave them a death glare.  They all ran up to SB and greeted themselves.  The driver got out the car and opened the door for them.  They all got in grinning from ear to ear.  They introduced themselves.  Nicki then said "Hi how are you." Then Toni said "I'm good.  Nicki it's nice to..." Nicki cut her off saying  "Yes it's nice to meet me."  Toni had an embarrassed look on her face. SB was whispering to Jamie.  "Is there something you two young men would like to share  with us."  Jamie quickly responded.  "No HB."  "Mmhm.  Anyways how are you guys doing in school.  I don't want anything lower than a C plus.  So spill."  "HB I have 8 classes.  Half A's other half B's."  "Good Job lambchop.  What about you Toni."  "Well HB I have all A's in school."  Toni stuck out her tongue at Jamie.  He whispered to SB.  "From what just happened I couldn't tell."  SB was giggling.  "And now it's your turn Stadrianne."  "Right now HB i'm not in school, but I'm going to college next year."  "Okay.  We're getting ready to pull up to my home.  You guys can't tell anyone where I live. Okay."  "We promise HB."  The other two nodded in agreement.  As they pulled into the house the 3 stans were getting hype.  They pulled into the driveway of what looked like a modern day castle.  They all stared in awe.  "Okay.  You guys go inside and make yourself comfortable.  This will be a great week.  We will have alot of fun.  You guys can even go to the studio with me and if you guys are good rappers I may add you on a track of PF:RR.  Let me show you guys around the house and your rooms."  After the tour was done Nic told her guest to their rooms and let them put up their clothes and other items.  "Here are some rules of the house. No talking on the phone past midnight you can text but no calling.  Clean up what you mess up.   No bringing people to my home without my or SB's permission.  Your curfew is 11:00 and don't take the car without asking.  That's it so have fun.  Oh and don't be shy."  "Okay ladies and you other guy.  The girls snickered.  Where do you guys wanna go first.  The mall, movie theater, or laser tag."  Everyone voted on laser tag except Stadrianne she wanted to go to the mall. 
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          After they came back from 3 hours of laser tag Nicki came home and wanted to start to cooking for Tomorrow.  She went upstairs and changed into a bikini.  Jamie whistled at Nic as he saw her come down stairs in a bikini.  "Sit lambchop. Who wants to help me cook?"  All 3 of her guests volunteered.  They all started cooking.  Everything was going smooth until Toni threw the sauce for the honey on Jamie.  He grabbed an egg and smashed it in her hair.  "You are so dead Jamie."  Toni grabbed some magarine and threw it at Jamie, but she caused Nicki to get hit. "Ooh. Toni you're dead, ghost buster."  "Oh it's on."  The food fight was a mess.  There was food everywhere.  "Okay you guys let's start cleaning up.  Let's take a picture first of us looking a mess"
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         On Christmas Day the barbs and lambchop woke up to their Christmas gifts from SB and Safaree. They each received a limited edition VVS Tee, HB phone number, a demo of PF:RR, and a locket.  Jamie noticed SB left him a chain under his pillow and a pink lipstick lip marks on his cheek from Nic.  The girls noticed Nicki gave them 2 sets of OPI nail polish and 2 wigs from Terrence as well as pink lipstick lip mark on their cheeks.  They all ran in Nicki room and thanked her and gave her a hug and kiss.  Nicki was happy she could make them smile and be happy.  Then Jamie went to SB room to thank him for the chain.  "Okay you guys tonight I will be having my family over for dinner. As well as Candi, Lauren, and Terrence. Day couldn't make because she wasn't feeling so good.  So let's get the house together and finish cooking."  
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       At around 6:00 that night SB was back from picking up Mr. and Mrs. Maraj, Macaiah, and Jelani from the airport.  Right behind them were Candi, Lauren, and Terrence.  They all met and greeted themselves with Nicki's house guests.  Jamie and Macaiah were in the media room playing Modern Warfare 3.  Jamie was getting upset because he was starting to lose.  The girls were in Toni's room giving each other make overs and manicures and pedicures.  About an hour later Mrs. Maraj and Nicki were done cooking and setting up the table.  Nicki called everyone down to eat. Before they ate Mrs. Maraj blessed the food and the people in the house.  Everyone started passing around the food to one another.  Stadrianne didn't eat most of what was cooked because she was so picky.  They all ate until they were full and the 3 guests went upstairs to go to sleep.
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I know I haven't posted in awhile. I hope this makes up for it. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Comment Comment Comment Please!!!