They next day Nic woke up and looked at her alrm clock. It read 12:00 P.M. and she had a meeting at 1:00. She got up and ran to the bathroom. She showered, brushed her teeth, and put on her make-up. She ran downstairs to get her keys. She got outside started her car and noticed it was still dark outside. "SB you play to damn much",she yelled to herself. She went inside and went to the kitchen and got two pots. She walked upstairs to SB room and banged them as hard as she could. "If I don't sleep then nobody get no gotdamn sleep around here." "What's you talking about? What happened?" he said pretending like he didn't know what was going on. "You fucking buffoon don't act like you didn't know you messed with my clock." SB tried not to laugh but couldn't hold it in any more. "HAHAHA. Hell yeah I did. I walked while you were sleep and snoring really loud and Boom! I changed the time. I'm surprised you didn't notice how dark it was before getting inside your car." Nicki looked outside and still heard the owls hooting. "Shut the hell up." Then Nicki hopped on SB (pause) and starting slapping him everywhere. "SB you play to damn much had me worrying about being late. Ughh you make my life a chore sometimes." Nicki continued to hit him until SB stood up and picked up Nicki. She struggled to get free but quit. "I quit. Just let me down you giant." "Okay you little dwarf, but first tell me I your most favorite person in the world." "NO!" SB started to squeeze Nicki. "Okay. You are my favorite person in the world." SB put her down and kissed Nicki's right cheek (PAUSE!!!) and she giggled and blushed. "SB I'm going back to sleep so wake me up in a few hours." "Okay Nic also look under your pillow I left you something." "Who are you the tooth fairy." Nicki went in her room and looked under her pillow. There was a note that read "Go Look in you closet's firt shelf and you'll see a rectangular item wrapped up." "This nigga got me on scavenger hunts in my room." She went in her closet and saw SB's gift. She put it on her bed and unwrapped it. It was a clarinet and a note that said "Check mode. Just kidding hope you like this gift. love SB " Nicki loved the gift and a tear of happiness rolled down her cheek. She put the instrument back in her closet and went to sleep.
SB snuck in Nicki room and jumped on her bed and shook Nicki. "Wake up it's 11:00 you don't wanna be late do you?" Nicki checked her phone to make sure he wasn't tricking her. He was telling the truth. So she got up and took her shower. She got out brushed her teeth, put on deodorant, applied make up and combed out her hair. "Yo Nic lets go." "Hold on perfection takes time." SB sighed and Nic finally came down stairs. "I'm ready." "Let's go." Nicki was walking slow to mess with SB, but he wasn't having it. So he ran over and picked her up and ran out the door. "SB what was that for." "You was walking to slow." "Whatever." SB and Nicki got in the car and left for Nicki's meeting.
"Nic come on we gone be late for our reservation." "What did I tell you earlier today. Perfection takes time." "What ever." "You getting smart with me SB." "Who yo lil short ass talking to like that." SB looked down at Nicki. "Who you calling short. Just because my mom did give birth to the freaking Lincoln Monument don't mean I'm short." "Nicki you said you self I'm Like 5'2." "My SAT score was high too." Yeah Nic 5'2 is short." "So and I am actually 5'3. SB look at my eyes." He did as she commanded. "Roll 'em." She did what she spoke. "Lets go little dwarf."
"I have a reservation for Safaree Samuels." "Right this way Sir." They were lead to their table. "Nic we need to talk about what happened the other day." Nicki looked up from her menu. "SB its ok." "No its not Nic. I'm sorry about that. I wasn't mad at you I was well..." "Well what?" "I was kinda jealous. I didn't want to lose you." "Aww. You wouldn't ever lose me to Drake. He's too damn clingy calling me all the time." "Nic if we gone be in a relationship we gotta start over. Back to the best friend stage cause relationships take time." "Ok SB. Can we just forget about the past and just start over." "Yeah." "Mhmm. Are you ready to order." "I'll have the lobster with a baked potato. To drink we'll take your most expensive bottle of wine." "And for you sir." "I'll have the T-Bone steak well done with a side of garlic mashed potatoes." "Will that be it for you two" "Yes." After about thirty minutes the waiter brought their food. Nic and SB drunk more than half of the wine before the food came. Only Nicki was tipsy though. SB had to walk Nicki to the car because she almost fell walking out of the restaurant.
When they got home Sb carried nicki inside and put her to bed (pause). "One day Nic we could have a family of a momma coon, daddy coon, and little coonettes. That will have to wait a few years but to me is a worth while wait. Love you Nic." Nicki started snoring very loud and SB took a picture of Nic and tweeted it. saying, "Look at our precious HB." Of course a whole Onikafaree and Dricki rivalry started again.
I know I haven't posted in forever hopefully this makes up for it.
SB snuck in Nicki room and jumped on her bed and shook Nicki. "Wake up it's 11:00 you don't wanna be late do you?" Nicki checked her phone to make sure he wasn't tricking her. He was telling the truth. So she got up and took her shower. She got out brushed her teeth, put on deodorant, applied make up and combed out her hair. "Yo Nic lets go." "Hold on perfection takes time." SB sighed and Nic finally came down stairs. "I'm ready." "Let's go." Nicki was walking slow to mess with SB, but he wasn't having it. So he ran over and picked her up and ran out the door. "SB what was that for." "You was walking to slow." "Whatever." SB and Nicki got in the car and left for Nicki's meeting.
"Nic come on we gone be late for our reservation." "What did I tell you earlier today. Perfection takes time." "What ever." "You getting smart with me SB." "Who yo lil short ass talking to like that." SB looked down at Nicki. "Who you calling short. Just because my mom did give birth to the freaking Lincoln Monument don't mean I'm short." "Nicki you said you self I'm Like 5'2." "My SAT score was high too." Yeah Nic 5'2 is short." "So and I am actually 5'3. SB look at my eyes." He did as she commanded. "Roll 'em." She did what she spoke. "Lets go little dwarf."
"I have a reservation for Safaree Samuels." "Right this way Sir." They were lead to their table. "Nic we need to talk about what happened the other day." Nicki looked up from her menu. "SB its ok." "No its not Nic. I'm sorry about that. I wasn't mad at you I was well..." "Well what?" "I was kinda jealous. I didn't want to lose you." "Aww. You wouldn't ever lose me to Drake. He's too damn clingy calling me all the time." "Nic if we gone be in a relationship we gotta start over. Back to the best friend stage cause relationships take time." "Ok SB. Can we just forget about the past and just start over." "Yeah." "Mhmm. Are you ready to order." "I'll have the lobster with a baked potato. To drink we'll take your most expensive bottle of wine." "And for you sir." "I'll have the T-Bone steak well done with a side of garlic mashed potatoes." "Will that be it for you two" "Yes." After about thirty minutes the waiter brought their food. Nic and SB drunk more than half of the wine before the food came. Only Nicki was tipsy though. SB had to walk Nicki to the car because she almost fell walking out of the restaurant.
When they got home Sb carried nicki inside and put her to bed (pause). "One day Nic we could have a family of a momma coon, daddy coon, and little coonettes. That will have to wait a few years but to me is a worth while wait. Love you Nic." Nicki started snoring very loud and SB took a picture of Nic and tweeted it. saying, "Look at our precious HB." Of course a whole Onikafaree and Dricki rivalry started again.
I know I haven't posted in forever hopefully this makes up for it.
